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Ten Large Called Me Last Night

I was out of town
he was high on crack and needed a carptet
he told me he was totally spum

I believed him
my exwife called me and told me to kill myself
I laughed

I was on a buisness trip when I got fired
I had to buy a train ticket
at the station there was this pretty blonde girl
while she wasn't looking
I looked at her
longingly



Transformers is Computer Porn

I leave it on when I leave the house
so the computer can take care of stress

I used to watch shia lebouf on the disney channel
he had different looking teeth then
I thought he would never make it
but I guess I was wrong about that
he was in indiana jones

I wonder if there is anyone worthwile to meet at the bar tonight